Mr. Sensual, let's call him JD, and I met on Match.com last Saturday. He read something in my profile about how I enjoy the scent of a good smelling man and he latched onto it. Turns out he also enjoys the scent of a good smelling woman. We talked on the phone and JD seemed cool, a little ADHD, but cool. I mean it was refreshing, I am not used to being the quiet one during a conversation. So JD goes on to tell me that he is good looking and has no problem meeting women. Did I mention he is modest too? After JD is done bragging about his independent movie he made- wrote, directed, starred and cast (which is actually pretty cool) he goes on to explain to me that he is a sensual guy, not sexual, and "there is a difference".
JD and I converse and text a couple more times. He keeps asking me for a full-body shot and he thinks it is weird that I don't have one posted on my profile. About this time I am thinking, can't this guy just wait to meet me? I told him I live a fit lifestyle and I am not fat. I am also thinking I don't have a full-body shot on my profile to avoids dudes like you! After some convincing, I send Mr. Sensual a picture of me in a bikini from Puerto Rico. To my shocking surprise Mr. Sensual sends me back a picture of his bare bottom in a lovely sepia tone. The picture is very nice (he has a toned backside!) but I am saying to him, "Do you send all your friends pics like this? And you are wondering why so many women on Match are dropping their panties for you? It is not a mystery to me!"
Wow, this internet dating thing is rough! I learned a valuable lesson with this one. Never send a bikini photo of yourself to a stranger over the internet (soon to be added to Love Lunatic's Rules for Dating coming soon). I know this may seem like a "Duh" moment to some of you, but I thought it was harmless. But now I am feeling at a loss that some perv who I will probably never meet has a picture of me, in a bikini, out there in cyberspace. Gross.
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